He doesn’t care who wins the game unless one of his god damn fantasy pitchers is on the mound. He thinks he’s the next Theo Epstein. Last year, Nelson Cruz was “his boy.” Next year, he might not feel that way.
Signs that you are the J.V. Ricciardi:
- Yahoo Fantasy Sports is your homepage.
- When Matt Wieters comes to bat in any situation you tell somebody in the near viscinity “he’s my keeper.”
- You’ve uttered the words “Dude, have you read Moneyball?” at any time in the last three years.
The J.V. Ricciairdi considers himself a day-trader in the truest sense.
