The Forever Usher can be found in baseball stadiums across America — and has manned his respective aisle for a span bordering eternity. He is at least 77 years old, and spends a great deal of each game waddling up and down stadium steps. He is prone to covering every spare inch of his uniform with commemorative pins and bemoaning baseball’s increasingly fast pace.
He was there when the stadium was erected and when the franchise moved either to or from Milwaukee. His hobbies include tastefully rendered organ music, remembering the good old days, popping beach balls, and arbitrating seating disputes.
Hans Moleman has ushered at Duff Stadium since Tris Speaker played for the old Springfield Steam Engines
